We are the chosen ones, the select few, the rogue prophets who see beyond the veil of sanity.
Our prophecies are not of the future, but of the absurd. We foresee a world where cats rule supreme, and humans are their loyal subjects.
Or maybe it's the other way around. We're not really sure. The lines get blurred, you know?
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